Straight to Spam

Love emails but hate people? Don’t want someone ? at your party ? but have to invite them ? cause your mom ???? made you? Trust Straight 2 Spam to send your v important email ? straight to their spam ?Click the button below? to copy a nasty ? ooey ? gooey ? spam-keyword filled invisible message ? for your email that you totally sent on time ? but the ? dodo-brain ? won’t see it because they didn’t check their spam folder ? (Just make sure you’re not in the recipient’s address book ?, or all bets are off ????)