Book titles, if they were written today

Then: The Gospel of Matthew
Now: 40 Days and a Mule: How One Man Quit His Job and Became the Boss

More then and now book titles at kottke, some good stuff. Originally from your monkey called via waxy. Do you have any good ones?

How about:
Then: The Book of Jonah
Now: Prophecy, Pity, and Survival via Passive Aggression